camp champ radio spot: you won't go hungry with feed

HORN
— Hey, do you like being left out? Being meg boring?
— Do you like lugging your laptops, cell phones, and mp3 players around all the time?

JORDAN
— You don’t have to anymore! You have worked hard, now let FEED work for you.
— It does everything, so you don’t have to.

GEOFF
— Just think, you are dying to hear that new Justin Bieber track, but you don’t have it on your mp3 player, and it’s not on the radio. Just request the song on your FEED and just like that, it plays!

TEDDY
— Quendy and Titus love their FEEDs!

HORN+JORDAN
— (say together, monotone) All my friends have the FEED. I love my FEED. It’s so meg brag.

TEDDY
— Don’t be weasel-faced! Get a FEED!
— The FEED will make all your dreams come true.

REBEKAH
— And now, with this limited time offer, when you buy your first FEED, you get a second FEED half-off. Hook up your entire family today!
— Feed your family, feed yourself. FEED. When everyone has it, no one goes hungry.

GEOFF
— Side effects may include headache, dizziness, chest pain, loss of appetite, hair loss, and memory loss. In rare cases, the FEED could malfunction fatally. It could improve your social life and make you illiterate. User Experience May Vary.